🐱🧠🔌 MENTALLY OFFLINE - Limited UNISEX classic T-shirt

Welcome to your new digital meltdown uniform.

The Apocalypse Meow™ – Mentally Offline Tee is AI-generated from the keywords:
Apocalypse Meow
mental health + offline + emo

– and the result is a painfully relatable snapshot of what it feels like to be young and emotionally buffering in a glitched-out world.

It's more than a T-shirt – it’s a visual sigh, an aesthetic coping mechanism, a wearable system crash.

Perfect for days when you're logged out emotionally, socially, or existentially.
Because sometimes, the only way to survive the apocalypse... is to meow.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), surpraise.me ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at surpraiseme.shop@gmail.com or write to us 1036 Budapest, Lajos street 144.

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